actually, I'm a sock model
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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