She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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