So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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