Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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