I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize