Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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