Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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