Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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