do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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