that's an acceptable place to lick
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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