I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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