She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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