The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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