Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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