Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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