I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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