Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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