Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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