It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
vagina is talking i cant
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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