i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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