Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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