Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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