Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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