I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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