Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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