Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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