and you said cock pushups were impossible
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
