okay pat passed out under dana's car
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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