What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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