i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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