She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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