He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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