Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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