Ambien. No doubt about it.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Found your dick twin last night
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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