she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
