new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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