do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
