The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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