I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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