I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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