He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
PANTIES FOUND
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