so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
well, you know. whores of a feather.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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