We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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