whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
