this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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