i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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