Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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