But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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