U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Semen is not good for contacts.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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