So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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