M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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