just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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