Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
This is the high leading the old right now
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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