If i come over, it means nothing
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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