even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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