? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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